Don’t turn your emergency bomb shelter into a steam room just yet! Osama Bin Laden may be dead, but it is important for everyone to remember that he was just one person in a very large group responsible for the 9/11 attacks. I feel we are being lulled into a false sense of security. Don’t get me wrong, I’m glad that there is one less thing to worry about in the world what with all the cancer, and Jersey Shore people, and global warming, and Satan, and all that scary stuff (I suppose). Justice was due and if this one death helps to relieve the pain of those who lost loved ones on September 11th than hooray indeed! But do not put down your gat America, trouble may still be on the horizon!
Here’s a fun idea: Let’s start a conspiracy theory! I was thinking that maybe Osama Bin Laden is actually still alive…but barely. He is being held captive deep within the bowels of the White House where Obama is personally torturing him with lit cigarettes and lemon juice and Kirk Cameron’s TV show and other horrible things! Yes, no, maybe so? Spread the word!
Monday, May 2, 2011
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